Dr Jekyll

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  Im from sydney Australia searching for love

  by Rose1998 in

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  im rose!!!!

  would anyone be interested in me?

  im very nice, im a jehovahs witness, im 25, im friendly etc... interested in males from any country.

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  Dr Jekyll

  Eugh gimme kathy any day over plastic pamela !
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  Im from sydney Australia searching for love

  by Rose1998 in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  im rose!!!!

  would anyone be interested in me?

  im very nice, im a jehovahs witness, im 25, im friendly etc... interested in males from any country.

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  Dr Jekyll

  Rose regarding Uncle Bruce and Doc, one eats meat and keeps "roo" nutsacks, and the other doesn't.

  Mrs Mc is just trying to trick me into saying "I eat MEAT"
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  so do ya???????

  
  Ouch that's hurting my eyes... I might try and use that effect later to hypnotise Diamondblue into tea bagging ballistic lol
  
  Anyway the answers No. Are you a real girl? (you have to ask on this bloody site because you never know who you're talking to) and i'll chuck that question right back at you..
  
  
  
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  Were you ever scared of going to prison as a JW?...

  by Hecklerboy in

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  2. friends

  i remember growing up a jw and always being told that someday the goverment would turn on us and throw us in prison.. i was watching a documentary on national geographic about san quinton prison and it brought back old memories of those fears.. i remember thinking how scared i would be if i had to go to prison and what i could do to protect myself.

  i would think of how i could just stay in my cell all the time so no one could hurt me.

  especially after seeing stories on the news about riots and rapes and people getting stabbed.. leave it to the jw's to make a kid worry about going to prison.

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  Dr Jekyll

  Brucie's dreams

  "I was looking forward to spending the Great Tribulation in prison .. free meals .. no more work, no more field service, no more mixing with the world "

  The real Brucie in Prison

  lol
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  Im from sydney Australia searching for love

  by Rose1998 in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  im rose!!!!

  would anyone be interested in me?

  im very nice, im a jehovahs witness, im 25, im friendly etc... interested in males from any country.

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  Dr Jekyll

  Rose regarding Uncle Bruce and Doc, one eats meat and keeps "roo" nutsacks, and the other doesn't.

  Mrs Mc is just trying to trick me into saying "I eat MEAT" lol
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  Lola's big mouth part 2

  by lola28 in

  1. jw
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  jw: lola how is your relationship with jehovah?.

  jw: and then what?

  me: i cant do that.. jw: what do you mean?.

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  Dr Jekyll

  Put at the bottom "Ps the PO used to "touch" me"
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  Lola's big mouth part 2

  by lola28 in

  1. jw
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  jw: lola how is your relationship with jehovah?.

  jw: and then what?

  me: i cant do that.. jw: what do you mean?.

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  Dr Jekyll

  Dont worry Lola, I'll be "rooting" for you tonight !!

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  your best prank

  by KW13 in

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  2. humour

  whats your best prank you've pulled?

  i can think of loads but the best one that i got to actually see without causing wwiii was when two friends were staying over.

  one of them said get him something to eat...so me and his brother went and got an oxo cube and unwrapped it.

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  Dr Jekyll

  so we made a particularly tasty looking chocolate cake

  
  

  
  You missed an ideal opportunity there to make it with chocolate laxatives !
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  Im from sydney Australia searching for love

  by Rose1998 in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  im rose!!!!

  would anyone be interested in me?

  im very nice, im a jehovahs witness, im 25, im friendly etc... interested in males from any country.

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  Dr Jekyll

  noooo shes still "in" hopefully i can get her to seduce Brucie and drag him back to the meetings. After all what with living in the bush Bruce must be quite fed up of dressing wombats up in blond wigs and dresses and taking them out on dates. He'll fall for her charms and go back to dubdom Then I can be the funniest bloke on here!

  BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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  Im from sydney Australia searching for love

  by Rose1998 in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  im rose!!!!

  would anyone be interested in me?

  im very nice, im a jehovahs witness, im 25, im friendly etc... interested in males from any country.

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  Dr Jekyll

  *Shakes fist in a grumpy old man sorta way at Luna*

  lol
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  Are there any funny stories in the bible?

  by ballistic in

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  i posted on a thread earlier that i'm sure jesus had a sense of humour.. i clicked submit post.. then i thought, yeah i'm sure he did but he didn't tell any jokes did he?

  in fact i can't think of anything funny in the whole bible.. here's your chance to post a bible story that gets you roaring with laughter...

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  Dr Jekyll

  taken from SWALKERS post

  Dear GOD, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. -Bruce

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  I knew this was your house !

  

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